Last night at work, I saw this small four legged figure trot pass one of our floor to ceiling windows. Knowing the last of these was window panes was opened wide like a door I tried to beat it there and shut the door/window. Didn’t work. I was face to face with a land fish - the Opossum! I stomped and shouted and headed it off at every turn eventually getting the marsupial to run back out the door. Turning back to the restaurant, I was greeted with a stunned silence followed by cheers and laughter.
They are throwing me a hero’s parade this evening and I’ll be getting the keys to the city from the mayor at a ribbon cutting ceremony of the bronze statue they erected of me.